Mum: Why is your room always so messy?

sodamnrelatable:

Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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lolsofunny:

Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like

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starkid-nerdfighter:

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

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